'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
How am I supposed to describe my random shit blog/thing in a way that makes me appear intelligent?
is “egg” a meme at this point. like literally there are so many posts on this website where the entire joke and punchline are “egg.” so im thinking egg is a proper meme. welcome, egg
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
looks like we got ourselves a youngster
*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself
Pretending to do work when the teacher walks by
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught
The problem with a history of depression and anxiety is that you can never know if you’re “just having one of those weeks” or if you’re sliding back down into those places you swore you’d never go again.
Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs
I saved this lil guy from my evil cat Dizzy
he’s so cute. I named him Kiki. we’re bonding. :3
THE LIL BITCH BIT ME
I thought we had something special
diZZY. DIZZY COME HERE.