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Scattered Brain

How am I supposed to describe my random shit blog/thing in a way that makes me appear intelligent?

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locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

At your side. Like I always am.

gayfarmer:

is “egg” a meme at this point. like literally there are so many posts on this website where the entire joke and punchline are “egg.” so im thinking egg is a proper meme. welcome, egg

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?it doesn’t even have joysticks..do you even rumble??!?pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngster

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngsterimage

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

paid-in-starbucks:

Pretending to do work when the teacher walks by

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pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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juggernaat:

The problem with a history of depression and anxiety is that you can never know if you’re “just having one of those weeks” or if you’re sliding back down into those places you swore you’d never go again.

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

plajus:

plajus:

plajus:

I saved this lil guy from my evil cat Dizzy

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he’s so cute. I named him Kiki. we’re bonding. :3

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UPDATE:

THE LIL BITCH BIT ME

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I thought we had something special

diZZY. DIZZY COME HERE.
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dizzy

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AVENGE ME.