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How am I supposed to describe my random shit blog/thing in a way that makes me appear intelligent?

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shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

snickidoodle:

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

petitegoose:

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately


oh my god creepy

petitegoose:

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

oh my god creepy

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

mcnugget-monarch:

when you accidentally say internet Bowser instead of Browser 

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bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

psycho-chiller:

shvtd0wn:

This is how I take selfies too, dog.

dogs are better than humans

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

continent:

My kind of love story right there

continent:

My kind of love story right there

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..