Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower
How am I supposed to describe my random shit blog/thing in a way that makes me appear intelligent?
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"
american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
When you blink faster than the shutter camera.
nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately
oh my god creepy
college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com
college: ur in
when you accidentally say internet Bowser instead of Browser
i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
This is how I take selfies too, dog.
dogs are better than humans
A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella